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Old 12-28-2010, 04:34 PM
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Bridge Jumper

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend"

The blonde said "No! A bet's a bet".

So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money"

The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:00 PM
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lmfao

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Old 01-08-2011, 02:32 AM
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ohhhhhhhhhhh boy... that's just sad..
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Old 01-08-2011, 10:10 AM
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HaHa Thats priceless.
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Old 01-10-2011, 03:29 AM
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Hahaha I pity the blonde.
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