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Old 08-19-2009, 08:04 PM
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:53 AM
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they hav a point, Heineken is a ****ty beer
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Old 08-20-2009, 12:35 PM
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they hav a point, Heineken is a ****ty beer
finally someone with taste!! I've been saying that for years!
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Old 08-20-2009, 03:55 PM
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Heineken was the biggest craze along with Corona while I was in high school, probably because they weren't domestic. I never understood it. I've always known Heineken as Amsterdam sewer water and Corona smells like stale piss.
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Heineken was the biggest craze along with Corona while I was in high school, probably because they weren't domestic. I never understood it. I've always known Heineken as Amsterdam sewer water and Corona smells like stale piss.
Corona is big around here. I hate it though. Never cared for Heineken either.
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never understood the fascination with beer myself..
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i like bud ice! but i never like Heineken start with, i try to drink it many time and never could finish the bottle off! always 3/4 fill warm to the touch setting on some table top left for dead.
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but i never like Heineken start with, i try to drink it many time and never could finish the bottle off! always 3/4 fill warm to the touch setting on some table top left for dead.

Learn to drink beer first then? :P If nothing else is available i'll drink it, but it never gets warm..

And bud, BAH YUCK!!! and more of that..
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:53 PM
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when I drink, it's girly drinks... just ask scott.. one of mine = two of his lol
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