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Old 05-17-2004, 06:58 PM
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My Very First Time...
My Very First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....


hehe i know what you were thinking sicko's!
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Old 05-17-2004, 07:13 PM
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LMFAO! Thats so sweet! Nice 1 skin!!!!
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Old 05-17-2004, 08:11 PM
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lmfao thanks man i liked it too lol got it from some squad forum lol
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:19 PM
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but that was really nice joke.

seen other theme's on the subject milking Cow's and some fool hardy bull who got milked too.

cya tomorrow getting some sleep time.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:21 AM
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hehe i know what you were thinking sicko's!
How did u know lol. Nice joke
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:37 AM
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Re: My Very First Time...
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hehe i know what you were thinking sicko's!
I am ashamed of myself now.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:09 AM
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Lol lol good one Skin!!!!


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Old 05-18-2004, 08:48 AM
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:55 AM
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:14 PM
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lmmfao.....sick dude lol
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:43 PM
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thats what i was thinking lol
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Old 06-10-2004, 07:06 PM
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lol thats great man rofl
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Old 06-12-2004, 02:54 AM
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