Sex

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Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked
like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine
years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I
got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the
motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do."

I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny - I have the same problem." One day I entered Sex
into a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking
disappointed. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a
confessional. Stick to the case, please. Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at four o'clock in the morning?" I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

[Scott]

that wasne the funniest one lol