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Old 12-03-2005, 09:51 PM
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Blonde

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She

jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is

Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and

proceeds down the street.



When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up

again.She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the

blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some

of your load!"



Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues

down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the

truck door.



The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is

Heather, and you are losing some of your load.



When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the

next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,

and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as

she lowers it, he says...

Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in WISCONSIN and I'm driving

the SALT TRUCK!
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:58 PM
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lololol i live in wiscosnin too
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:55 PM
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LOL awesome!
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Old 12-03-2005, 11:06 PM
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:15 AM
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:46 AM
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giggling...
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:05 PM
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hehe nice one bhj
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:05 PM
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I live in wisconsin to and that is the funiest blonde joker i have ver heard.
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:56 AM
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WOOOOOOOOO!!

CANT STOP LAUGHING LOL!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:31 PM
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LOL!!! Very funny man!!! I would give it 5 stars man!
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:46 PM
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LMAO brilliant!!!!

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Old 12-08-2005, 04:09 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:10 PM
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lmao! nice ;p
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:03 AM
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LOL thats funny 5 stars ***** i also live in wisconsin
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