If aol made a car

[Lucky]

The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.



The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.



The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.



The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.



AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the NEW model.



Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.



The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots'a pretty colors and lights.



The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.



Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.



If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.



The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.



AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.



AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.



Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.



It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.



AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.



Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age?



It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.



AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.



AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.



Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."

[VooDoo-]

lmfao .. nice one

[Hellfighter]

love them all to hell really good.

me i always think a aol car would be nice looking if not hot, only drawback would be it be a junker under the body of the car's be lucky if it can move at all.

slap a new body on a old junker is the only way to get money in, be side using cheap telemarket as a tech-support.

[Steve]

good one

[Hellfighter]

i use to telemarketer for AT&T cell-phone service (back in 1996) as a sales man and a tech-support, did you know you ask the tech he goes into the computer and lookup the info you asking about, they are all average people trying to make a liven only thing is sad they get paid for what they sale not by the hour. sad way to make a liven a car sale man has more luck in making a sale then a telemarketer do. if the tech sounds like they are loss it only they can locat the info on it, so they pass you onto another person. they say it there superviser but in real life it their head sales/tech manger who push them to get it right. if the telemaketer don't do a good job they are release in a week time without pay mostly company clame lost of sales and not doing there job right.

[VooDoo-]

yea .. that's why i like the Road Runner tech support ... i'm pretty sure they know what there doing ... unlike verizon dsl ..

[BADDOG]

LMAO excellent bro!!!!



Regards

[General Nuisance]

lol good one..

i hate aol ive never used them but i hear they plant spy ware and buggy software all over..

that and i hate dial-up..

[Kandi]

lol i like it...

[Obscuras]

uh,once again creased.good job :d

[Jeff]

AWESOME! i want one.

[atholon]

AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.

True that, AOL's techs are dumber than a box of rocks...