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Old 06-02-2005, 04:48 PM
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Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Victoria's Secret Store (Mature .. kinda)
1. No Thanks. ... Just Sniffing.

2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

5. Will you model this for me???

6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.

7. $50?? Are you kidding? She's just gonna end up NAKED anyway!
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:17 PM
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those are nice No# 4

were the dressing room? i like to try them ladys on to see if they fit good

what can i say it a guy thing lol
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4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:22 PM
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number 7 is probably a common one lol
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:30 AM
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Micheal J asks: Do these come in childrens sizes?"
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Old 06-03-2005, 06:20 PM
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Who's Victoria ?
What's her secret ?
Does she have a sister ?
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:52 AM
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HAHAHAHA I like it Vixxy!!!!

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Old 06-13-2005, 03:15 AM
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those are nice No# 4

were the dressing room? i like to try them ladys on to see if they fit good

what can i say it a guy thing lol
spandex its all about spandex...
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Old 06-13-2005, 10:49 AM
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Micheal J asks: Do these come in childrens sizes?"
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