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Old 03-03-2006, 02:06 PM
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0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds...
The lady of the house was rather taken by her cars, and asked this question of her husband:

"Could you buy me something that goes from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds - preferably in blue?"

Christmas drew nearer and nearer, and her husband, as always, decided to fulfil her wish. (See image)

P.S. It is likely that he is now missing without trace...

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Old 03-03-2006, 02:56 PM
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:24 PM
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Old 03-03-2006, 04:07 PM
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woowee!
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:44 PM
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:47 AM
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:25 AM
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LMFAO n1
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LMFAO !!
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