Rednecks

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Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?
>
> "Hello, is this the FBI?"
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
> He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
> They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
> bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
>
> They sneer at Virgil and leave.
> The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil!
> This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
> "Yeah!"
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
> "Yep."
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!