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Panther....(MUST READ)
Panther watching his work out movies!!!
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where you get that?!?!? lol
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LOL!! Didn't you were in Tae Kwan Do
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he works in an ice cream/sweets and goodies store
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he has allmost been stabbed by an insane guy with a BIGGG sucker (or lolli) for our english friends.
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what the fu is a lolli?
You mean lolly ice? |
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ok...ill tell my story....
I was working one day and this map was walking around or somehting like that....and he grabs a lolli pop from the shelf and threatens the whole story (with the lolli pop) I guess he had a mental disorder or something cause he was yelling and crying and throwing things and knocking things over... Personally i was freeked out...since i was the only one working on that side of the store i had no one to help me calm the insane man down....my boss on the other side of the store heard the troubles and called the police. After they arived he had calmed down and i was questioned as a suspect (I quit one day after that)
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There is nothing worse than nutters.
I get them every day in my job. Normaly little old ladies with infections. Just last night I was told that I was a shambles as a nurse and I should give her (the mad old lady) the tape recording that I was going to use against her and her daughter in the conspiracy that I had begun when I found out she liked ponies! |
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FIRST OF ALL HOW DID A MAP GRAP A LOLLIPOP?
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Hey CU, you mean you've never seen a map hop off the shelf and attack people at will? That happens all the time in Chicago!
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No it doesn't!! I live in Chicago, but I hear in Hawaii it happens on daily bases
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You must not be from around Western and Damen (Rockwell projects) Those maps are downright looney!
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Map....
You know what i mean...man
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Just having fun dude! No offence.
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Just funnin bro..........you gotta admit though, that was hillarious.
"this map graps a lollipop"...............roflmao
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