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Old 10-27-2001, 07:01 PM
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Biggrin Panther....(MUST READ)

Panther watching his work out movies!!!
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Old 10-27-2001, 07:48 PM
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where you get that?!?!? lol
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Old 10-28-2001, 12:53 AM
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LOL!! Didn't you were in Tae Kwan Do
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Old 10-29-2001, 04:27 AM
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What does this mean. Are we talking kick ass Haagen Dazs or piss poor Supermarket own brand?
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Old 10-29-2001, 08:09 AM
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he works in an ice cream/sweets and goodies store
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Old 10-29-2001, 08:10 AM
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he has allmost been stabbed by an insane guy with a BIGGG sucker (or lolli) for our english friends.
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Old 10-30-2001, 03:40 AM
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what the fu is a lolli?

You mean lolly ice?
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Old 10-30-2001, 01:08 PM
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ok...ill tell my story....
I was working one day and this map was walking around or somehting like that....and he grabs a lolli pop from the shelf and threatens the whole story (with the lolli pop) I guess he had a mental disorder or something cause he was yelling and crying and throwing things and knocking things over...
Personally i was freeked out...since i was the only one working on that side of the store i had no one to help me calm the insane man down....my boss on the other side of the store heard the troubles and called the police. After they arived he had calmed down and i was questioned as a suspect
(I quit one day after that)
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Old 10-31-2001, 07:49 AM
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There is nothing worse than nutters.

I get them every day in my job. Normaly little old ladies with infections.

Just last night I was told that I was a shambles as a nurse and I should give her (the mad old lady) the tape recording that I was going to use against her and her daughter in the conspiracy that I had begun when I found out she liked ponies!
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Old 11-28-2001, 08:55 AM
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this map was walking around or somehting like that....and he grabs a lolli pop


FIRST OF ALL HOW DID A MAP GRAP A LOLLIPOP?
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Old 11-28-2001, 09:48 PM
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Hey CU, you mean you've never seen a map hop off the shelf and attack people at will? That happens all the time in Chicago!
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Old 11-28-2001, 09:52 PM
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No it doesn't!! I live in Chicago, but I hear in Hawaii it happens on daily bases
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Old 11-28-2001, 09:58 PM
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You must not be from around Western and Damen (Rockwell projects) Those maps are downright looney!
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Old 12-05-2001, 10:54 AM
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Map....

You know what i mean...man
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Old 12-05-2001, 10:25 PM
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Just having fun dude! No offence.
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Old 12-06-2001, 08:04 PM
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Just funnin bro..........you gotta admit though, that was hillarious.

"this map graps a lollipop"...............roflmao
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Old 12-09-2001, 08:21 AM
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Hawaii it happens on daily bases
I didn't know Dailyland had a military alliance with the US
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Old 12-09-2001, 10:30 AM
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I didn't know Dailyland had a military alliance with the US
Shhhh!!! It's very hush-hush. If the feds find out about your knowledge, it could be the final curtain!
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