What's The Difference

[KU43]

What's the difference between BoRock obama and a trampoline?
You take off your steel toed, cleated, boots to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and BoRock obama on a bike with training wheels?
The dirt bag is on the inside of the vacuum cleaner.

What do you got when you have BoRock obama up to his neck in cement?
Not enought cement.

Why did BoRock obama cross the road?
Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken

What do you have when you have BoRock obama and Eric Holder hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.

[Hellfighter]

nice like to add to that

what you get with BoRock Obama health care program?
*More people being homeless!
*Less food on the tables!
*Lawyers get off the hook for it!
*Now its better being out of work! then having a boss over your head telling what to do now days!

[KU43]

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !

Q: What's the difference between Obama and a refridgirator?
A: A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Q: Why did they burie Ted Kennedy 1oo feet deep?
A: Cause deep down Liberals are good people.

Q: Why doesn't obama's pri mate wear any panties to a picnick?
A; It keeps the flies off the watermelon.

Q: What's bigger that obama's ears?
A: The void between them.

[Hellfighter]

love them! keep on cumming back with new ones KU43