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Old 10-25-2009, 06:17 PM
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Old 10-25-2009, 06:18 PM
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sorry i guess i was the bad apple in this thread
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Old 10-25-2009, 07:31 PM
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lets start a new story!!!!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

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Old 10-25-2009, 08:26 PM
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Old 10-25-2009, 08:44 PM
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the same store, walmart. we start racing shopping carts.
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Old 10-25-2009, 10:24 PM
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a snapping turtle was near the river bank looking for a fast bite to eat, but there was great splash in the water seem something jump into the river bank almost right on top of him. it was....
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Old 10-26-2009, 01:06 AM
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Mermite with a bottle of wisky!

The snapping turtle fainted, so Mermite attempted to revive the turtle by force-feeding it some of the liqour he had.

The Turtle survived! But he soon turned into...
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:34 PM
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Mermite looked at the turtle and said. What am i doing?
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Old 10-26-2009, 06:57 PM
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Mermite looked at the turtle and said. What am i doing?
thats not what the turtle turned into!!!

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Mermite with a bottle of wisky!

The snapping turtle fainted, so Mermite attempted to revive the turtle by force-feeding it some of the liqour he had.

The Turtle survived! But he soon turned into...
The turtle soon turned into......




























A TURTLE ZOMBIE!!!!!!
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 10-27-2009, 12:53 PM
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:26 PM
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turn into a human person after Steve zap him with his magical dirty 30yrs old unclean underwear! poor turtle saw it was bad and ...........
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Old 10-27-2009, 03:28 PM
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bent over and kissed his butt goodbye.
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Old 10-27-2009, 04:36 PM
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then mermite ran in fear
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:29 PM
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because he saw will with his shirt off
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 10-27-2009, 07:36 PM
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then will said. What? is there something wrong?
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:45 PM
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then mermite said AHHH and ran away
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:06 PM
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then we kicked sam for posting twice jking


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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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Old 10-28-2009, 06:27 PM
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rock that said HEY WATCHIT!!
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:19 PM
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Then Mermite found some big red balls and started playing with them.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:37 PM
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