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#42
10-17-2009, 07:59 AM
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then we all pause and look at you with a funny look for a moment then throw you in the fire. ....... three seconds later we continue dancing with joy.
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#43
10-17-2009, 11:15 AM
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then abraham lincoln popped out of his grave, and took an ak47 out from uner his hat, blew SK away with a ratatatat, and he ran outta bullets and he ran away, because some random guy came to save the day.
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#45
10-17-2009, 05:32 PM
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just cuz of that, sam dies of spontaneous combustion...
and now back to the REAL story.............. lol
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#46
10-17-2009, 05:38 PM
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then Jack Bauer comes in and uses a time machine to go back in time and save us all!
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#48
10-17-2009, 07:03 PM
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^ok you've seen way too much Zombieland.......
they start screaming. "BRAINS!!!!!!! BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and they get mermite and they open his head but find he has no brains. so they throw him down and start screaming brains again.
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#49
10-17-2009, 10:46 PM
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all this time mermite screaming to them eat me! eat me! eat me1 you low lifer's!, they turn to look at him seeing there was no then to eat only a air head. they ran off to search for real good eats to be found!
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#50
10-17-2009, 11:11 PM
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yeah and mermite still criticizes them. Mermite: oh you can do better, I mean I was scared but it was like 'so what'.... 1/10.
then they come back and attack him again.
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#51
10-17-2009, 11:19 PM
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one of the undead taken a bite out of him and fallen down on the ground! jerking around for many hours, he only stop when mermite says out-loud "your acting sucks!" the undead on the ground got up and scream were is the beef and spit out the flesh he had taken off mermite!
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#53
10-18-2009, 09:46 AM
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Then Dave61 comes in with a baseball bat........ well you can use your imagination on what happens next.
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#55
10-18-2009, 06:09 PM
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whats up with u and jack bauer?
anyways.... turns out these zombies are invincible to jack bauer and anyone else sam can think of that he likes
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#56
10-18-2009, 06:30 PM
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he's talking about Jack bauer is from 24. a TV show sam likes.
me, I like Stargate SG1.  Con.Jack oneil from stargate comes in with a his P90 and blows them away...... another banna falls from the sky.
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#58
10-18-2009, 06:57 PM
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havent seen SG1 in a while, i like that show, anyways........
Peter from Family Guy comes in drop dead drunk, and trys eating the banana, and undoes sam's non-invincibility because hes just cool like that
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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