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Old 05-04-2005, 09:50 PM
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A man was having premature ejaculation problems, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor replied, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out, he ran home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovered his wife in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two began, they found themselves in the "69" position. The man, moments later, felt the building urge to climax. So in order to startle himself, he fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

"Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit three inches off my penis and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:14 PM
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ohboy nice one guy
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:48 PM
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Old 05-04-2005, 11:30 PM
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LOL @ the postman haha
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Old 05-05-2005, 07:40 AM
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LMFAO another good 1 bro!!!!

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Old 05-05-2005, 09:12 AM
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WOW .. LMAO
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Old 07-24-2006, 04:27 PM
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Old 07-24-2006, 04:37 PM
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LMFAO LMFAOLMFAOFAOMF@*Y)(*@&#$)(*@!
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Old 07-24-2006, 04:38 PM
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this is almost 1 year 2 months old.. lol
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:55 AM
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-12-2006, 01:14 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 01:14 PM
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:31 PM
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Loss of manhood (i.e: bit 3 inches of the penis) and loss of dignity (the psycho-stalker postman trapped in the closet). Fatal combination.
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:07 PM
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poor mailman...i bet he's so scared when the starter pistol fired and pressumably he's naked too......hehe
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:17 PM
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i move it to here do to some making adult subject remarks to this thread.

cough*Seraph* cough cough

still funny as hell even if it a oldie still hot
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:21 PM
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cough {MATURE} cough cough topic header cough cough maybe cough i cough thought I cough could post cough a {MATURE} comment cough

eh whatever, all my points end out hopeless
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:29 PM
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i was only joking about your post, but if you like to flame about it you can too
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:35 PM
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nah-it wouldn't be much to flame for.
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