Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-26-2004, 11:20 AM
Stalker61 is offline Stalker61
Registered User

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 644

Biggrin A Real Ball Buster

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh*t! THAT'S the word!”
__________________



Visit us at WWW.SOBSQUAD.NET
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-26-2004, 11:24 AM
BlackShadow is offline BlackShadow
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 142

i feel bad for that guy lol
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-26-2004, 12:05 PM
Storm. is offline Storm.
Registered User

Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,383

hahahahahaha
__________________




England 3 Hungary 1
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-26-2004, 01:45 PM
.enfo. is offline .enfo.
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 3,465

Send a message via ICQ to .enfo.
hehehe loll
__________________


Supporter > < Supporter
Quote:
Originally posted by A TIN OF GAS
enfo... u suck!

p.s. love ya really enfo
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-28-2004, 06:43 AM
BADDOG is offline BADDOG
resigned

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,050

Biggrin

Hohohohoh good 1 bro!

Regards
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Bunker buster missile demo Steve General Chat 1 06-16-2006 04:11 PM
Real simple, Real cheesy ^Atreyu Sigs and Graphics 11 08-24-2005 08:28 PM
Dragon BAll Z! Lucky Humor & Jokes 2 08-09-2005 08:30 AM
Flag Ball .::nØ燎ƒµEL::. Delta Force 7 05-12-2005 03:00 AM
Punk Buster A TIN OF DEATH Joint Operations 0 08-26-2004 09:57 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:49 AM.




Powered by vBulletin®