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Old 05-04-2005, 12:50 PM
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forget JO, go buy DF Xtreme
have you played steve...is it cool .. ive been debatin on gittin it ... since i still mostly play df1
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Old 05-04-2005, 12:57 PM
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yeah Bone it has the right 'feel'
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:11 PM
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Biggrin Off Topic

I realise this isn't exactly on topic, but it's as funny as hell so I thought I'd share, I received it in an Email yesterday. It's airline humour.

"Quantas Problem Solving" After every flight, Qantas' pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, & then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots & the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P= The problem logged by the pilot.) (S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitudehold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Old 05-04-2005, 06:49 PM
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It's looking more and more likely that Ebow (at least my old squad) is no longer around. I haven't seen any of those names in the list above, but I do remember there being another squad calling themselves Ebow. After asking them to respect the fact that we were the first team calling ourselves by that name, and could they change it. They declined!

The chances are my old squad has formed another, because they were hardened game players. Oh well never mind, I'm going to get Delta Force Extreme on Monday and try to find another squad to join. You never know they still might turn up after seeing me kicking their butts. lol

Thanks again guys
we have a lot of squads here, they look for new members all the time, what country you in? it be better for you and them to hookup.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:06 PM
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JO = Waste of money.

COD = AWESOME.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:06 AM
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we have a lot of squads here, they look for new members all the time, what country you in? it be better for you and them to hookup.
I'm in England Chief, although most of Ebow were American. To be honest I haven't yet decided which game to dedicate my time to, because I like to make maps for them. So far both COD and BHD are awesome games, and if Delta force Extreme is just as good, I don't know which one to enter into.

If the map editor is as good in Extreme as they say it is, it'll probably be that one. I made hundreds of maps for Delta Force 2 and over fifty for BHD. Mind you they were'nt all good, but I did have my moments. lol

My all time favourite was a map I called 'HELL' in which you respawned in the sky as if being cast into hell itself, and when you died you were recast back into the abyss. There were fires on the water (which is how you survived the drop)and all kinds of errie sounds that gave it just the right atmosphere, I wish I could show you it but it's on my zip drive disks and I lost my drive when I lost my home.

Which goes someway to explaining why I lost contact with Ebow. Anyway, I seem to be waffling on a bit now, so my next step is to decide which game I'm going to pick and start some serious butt kicking. lol
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yeah Bone it has the right 'feel'
schaweet ... im all over it ... i liked all the df formats .. but it just seemed like they went overboard a bit .. im soo glad they decided to rehash df1 .. i loved the TKOTH and playn sniper eeewwwww we!
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:53 AM
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miaebow that is really funny...good one bro!!!!

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