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Old 02-13-2006, 03:54 PM
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Surgery

"A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation
because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the
doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and
doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully
placed beside her bed.

Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought
I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me.
I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second
one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she
had the operation done herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" she asked

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in
the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
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Old 02-13-2006, 03:57 PM
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:41 PM
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omg, ewww
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:36 PM
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arnt you glad you aint the bloat wearing them
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:37 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:47 PM
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if they do an ear operation on you, wouldn't you want to know the previous owner and all that?
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:38 AM
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it would allways be in my face...
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:53 AM
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man what you can do with left overs gee.
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One just simply has to smile!!!!


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One just simply has to smile!!!!


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yes well grin from ear to ear
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still soo nasty, verry nasty
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Old 02-14-2006, 07:45 PM
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