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Old 06-04-2004, 06:19 AM
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Biggrin Played a joke on my wife last night!
This was kinda funny but I advise against it if your loved one has heart problems or a bad sense of humor.

Ok, we were driving back home from a long road trip and my wife decided to fall asleep in the front passenger seat. So after a few miles, I noticed a BIG tow truck towing an 18 wheeler (just the tractor part, no trailer.) The thing was the truck was being towed backwards. So I pulled up behind the tow truck until I was about 2-3 car lengths behind it, glanced in my rearview mirror to make sure nobody was behind me.............Then I screamed "OH MY GOD....WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!.....grabbed my wife's arm and when she woke up and saw a tractor trailer facing us I slammed on the brakes. The look of fear on her face was priceless. Needless to say, I have been sleeping on the couch with the dog since Sunday
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:31 AM
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:18 AM
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one word DOGHOUSE
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:21 AM
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LMFAO!
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:45 PM
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OMG

bit she was totally tickoff at you, no bed time for you for next 2 weeks. lol
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:53 PM
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lol, good 1 Stalker. Very nice touch!
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Old 06-04-2004, 10:17 PM
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Be on the lookout stalker, she will be plotting to get back at you.
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Old 06-05-2004, 04:24 AM
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Lol your a very brave man Stalker lol lol!!!!

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