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Old 04-08-2005, 12:50 AM
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Give it all up

A man was walking down the street when he was
approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars

"If I give you this money, will you buy beer?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," .

"Will you use it to gamble?"
"No, I don't gamble,"

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS!" "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district ?"
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific
dinner cooked by my wife.

"The homeless man was astounded. Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man
looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex!!
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:52 AM
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Wouldn't have worked with my x. lol, funny stuff. Seen it before... .-troj
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:30 AM
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I too have seen it before but it is very funny!!!!

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Old 04-08-2005, 03:55 PM
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:03 PM
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So long as he never quits fishing... ...doink...
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