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Old 07-31-2009, 12:31 AM
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Wink Mature: The Phone Call


**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**



**'Hello?'**




**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mummy near the phone?'**






**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**






**After a brief pause,**




**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**







**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**

**Right now.'**





Brief Pause..





**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**





**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**





**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **




'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.**





**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**





**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**






**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**





**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**




*****Long Pause*****



*****Longer Pause*****





*****Even Longer Pause*****





**Then Daddy says,**




**'Swimming pool? ...........**




**Is this 486-5731?'*





**No, I think you have the wrong number......





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Old 07-31-2009, 12:46 AM
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:38 AM
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didn't see that one coming

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Old 07-31-2009, 11:06 AM
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:44 PM
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:10 AM
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WOW good one fart sad story that the guys wife is having an affair tho.
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