Blonde Jokes

[chopperprop]

Blonde funnies

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: ?Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."

[two post merge together]

[atholon]

Hahaha!

[Hellfighter]

lmfao

[ShArP]

lol classic

[chopperprop]

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

[skinny killer]

LOL!!

I feel bad for laughing at these, LOL. one of my best friends is blonde. but it's ok, she's smart.

[atholon]

hehe

[ShadowZ]

A blonde walks into an appliance store not really looking for anything in particular. She was browsing around for some time when she spotted something that she decided she absolutely needed.

So, the blonde walks over to the clerk and asks: "How much for that TV over there?"

The clerk said without looking up from his paper: "Ma'am, I'm sorry but we don't serve blondes here."

Outraged, the blonde promptly stomps outside to her car and drives home. On the way home, she decides to change her hair color to brunette JUST so she can get that adorable TV.

The next day, she shows up as a strikingly beautiful brunette with highlights and again asks the clerk "How much for the TV?"

And the clerk again says "Ma'am, we don't serve blondes here"

Deflated, the brunette asks "how did you know I was a natural blonde? I changed my haircolor last night just so I can get that TV"

The clerk put down his paper and politely smiled at the woman: "Ma'am, the TV that you are trying to buy is a Microwave oven."

--from "1000 Squeaky Clean Jokes"

[chopperprop]

Lolololololol

[chopperprop]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

[Hellfighter]

a wooden dummy vs a Blondie lmfao