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Old 08-22-2007, 08:52 AM
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...

don't know if you saw this already but here it is:

It could have been worse. That’s pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad. Just when I think things can’t possibly go more wrong, they do. Remember that.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:12 AM
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moved to mature
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:44 AM
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oops sry thought i was in mature lol
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LMFAO omfg wow this is so funny!
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omg
are you a stinker, must run in the family

really good love them all lmao
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like to add-in one more to this

Good: your girl you been going with for many years likes you.
Bad: she has now taken in a homeless man into her home.
Ugly: she leaving you for the better lover she has now! who don't have anything at all to show.
Way Ugly: she's planing on getting marry to the homeless man totally.
really Ugly: she has your check book to use and remove your name from the checking account at the bank.
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Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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