Joke - Sunbathing

[TCOp]

Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost
all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her
hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on
the second, she decided that no one could see her way
up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall
tan.
She’d hardly begun when she heard someone running up
the stairs.
She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a
towel over her rear. “Excuse me, miss,” said the
flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of
breath from running up the stairs. “The Hilton doesn’t
mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very
much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did
yesterday.” “What difference does it make?” Joan asked
rather calmly. “No one can see
me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel.”
“Not exactly,” said the embarrassed man. “You’re lying
on the dining room skylight.”

[Steve]

lmao, g1

[Scott]

Where was I when this happened

[Steve]

updating the site

[Primus]

lol