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Old 03-10-2005, 05:04 PM
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Wink The Engine

THE ENGINE....


A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc,
can I ask you a question?

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back
in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a
small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic.. "Try doing it with the engine running."
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:28 PM
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Not really funny but the mechanic got owned
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:23 AM
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Ueah panther is right.

HE GOT OWNED!
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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ahaha that is a good one!!
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:34 PM
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Clever 1 that!!!!

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