Oh My Heck!

[atholon]

SOMEONE JUST STOLE MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I have had nothing but problems with that thing. First someone backs into it and drives off and now this!

Ohh I am so pissed.

[Mauser 98K]

dam ath.

id get me a old pinto or something, one with a little rust, no1 would ever steal or mess with one of those.

or after ya park ya car, just open the hood and yank the coil wire or rotar button off, then just close the hood, they will try all day to crank it but it wont crank.

or do like i have, the main switch for the ignition, i got the starting circuit rerouted to a button under my dash, all the key is for is to unlock the stering wheel and to turn on the main circuit, i got 3 toggle switches in plain sight, 1 is for backup lights being the transmission switch is broke, the other is for the booster for my cb, and the 3rd is just there, i got a 4th secretly somewhere, im not telling where, might be in glove box, that compleats the coil circuit, they will work all day on those switches on the dash and get nothing done, cant hotwire it ither.


and i got my looks carefuly thought out, every1 got to pegionhole every1 else, if ya drive a BMW, wear jewlery, and a nice watch, and look like ya cant defend yourself, your fair game for the morons who want to take something.

thats the reason everything i drive looks like hell, everything will be new or close to it but the body look like hell, cuts down on the hassle of idiots wanting to take what i got, i look poor, i drive junkie looking stuff, im not worth messing with.



and i wear cammo and have a big gun shaped bulge in my pocket, CZ-52 makes a nice bulge lol, every1 who is up to no good mostly avoids me, because they think i might shoot them, lol.

[Luckz]

Are you kidding me? Well that's a dumb question I doubt you'd make this up. Did they hot wire it , or did you leave your keys in? How far can that little Honda possibly get

[Steve]

bad luck m8

[atholon]

I have no idea how they jacked it I think they must have towed it with something like a car dolley or something. All the doors were locked and I have both sets of keys. Normally the stearing column locks if you move the wheel without the keys in.

We didn`t find any broken glass though so the guys must be really smooth. I would like to get ahold of one of them.

<--- needs to hire mauser as a security officer

[Hellfighter]

dang that sorry they did it to you.
hope you get it back asap

make a police report so they be lookout for it and if any trouble they done with the car the police know you had no then to do with it.

[atholon]

Yeah I already had a cop come over. I hope they find it in one piece. I had some school books in there so I am pretty mad....I am going to have to check the books out for a while and perhaps buy them again!

[Mauser 98K]

stering locks are easy to get past, some ya can just give the stering wheel a good hard turn and itll pop the lock.

use a piece of coathanger wire or a slim jim to pop lock on door, take a slide hammer to the ignition yank the switch out and use a screwdriver to turn the inside slot and ya gone, 50sec if done corectly. works best on 70s thru early 90s GM cars and trucks.

using a big flathead, or crowbar, ya can also pop the switch out and remove the pins that stick out and stick it back in and start.

older cars ya could just run a hot wire from battery to the coil and jump across the solinoid and ya gone, goes the saying gone in 60sec.

some suzukies the switch is seprate from the key slot, it just has 2 screws that hold the switch to the back of the key lock, all it take is a power driver and ya can take the switch apart and start it with a penny.

and on the newer cars, they got the funky key pad on door, take and watch it till some1 uses it and memorize the numbers and ya have full acces to the car without any keys.

for the more advanced cars with onstar and low jacking, disable the dang small antenna b4 pop the lock, or it will radio that hey, im being stolen and they can track ya thru onstar.


dont ask me how i know how to steal a car, lol.

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lol, they would dissapear if they crossed me as security, i know of way to many abandoned mines with 1,000ft shafts that are all over the place, pigfarms also work, wood chipper and a pond of hungry turtles work too, and most dont know, but human mulch can make some of the best dang tomatoes ya ever seen.

or like, they cought a hitman feeding a guy into a big hamburger grinder at a plant a few years back, no telling how many people have been ate over the years.

[atholon]

Sometimes you scare me Mauser

[Mauser 98K]

lol.

[Hellfighter]

Mauser 98K
you ever think you give out to much information on things how to do it?

some times i think you post it for other to try it and don't have a care in the world that it could lead other into trouble.

[Mauser 98K]

no, i just dont belive in controll of information, and belive that any1 should be able to find out anything they want to know.



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[ShArP]

sorry to hear about that ath, hope everything gets better

[atholon]

I hope they find it...I will hope for two weeks and then I will hunt the punk that took it! j.k.

[atholon]

Supposedly they found my car today.

I hope it is still in ok, I will post picks if it is not.

[Hellfighter]

will i hope that did no then bad to it! other then joy riding it around

[atholon]

Well they stole the stereo... luckily the ignition still works ok. They stole my spare tire and my tool kit. Other than that the car is fine.

Thanks for the concern guys!

[Chrispy]

Hey at least you got an excuse to get a new stereo...

[atholon]

ture dat

[DevilDog#1]

Padlock your car like Mr bean. No one will touch it ;-)