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Old 07-04-2004, 12:04 AM
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great come backs to F/Q in the game area

will seem there could be a lot more of them, so make some up or what you see other said in the server.

don't matter what game it was in you seen it or can make the joke liner up for. post something up make it funny as you can.

Sample's:

1.)
ask: were am i?
asker: look at big map you see were you at.
They come back: what map?

2.)
ask: i die WTF
asker: i shot you fool.
come back: how you do that i did not see you shot me?

3.)
teamate says: stop shooting me.
they say: how come i don't see any name's (TKOTH)
The come back: reboot your Comp. (should be use F-key or H-key)

4.)
they ask: is there any girls in here?
asker: no only us gay guys are in here.

5.)
they ask: were my cross hairs go?
the come back they get: they fall on the ground look for them. (should be Press H or F6)

6.)
they ask: were is the zone at?
the come back: look at your watch, see it? the the time? it zone your in it already.

7.)
they ask: What guy am i using?
asker: your using jack-0 he really good.

think this is cool lets see some action from you all.
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Old 07-04-2004, 12:10 AM
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lmao g1
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Old 07-04-2004, 03:47 AM
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Lol N1 Chief!!!!

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Old 07-04-2004, 07:07 AM
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You: i know a great cheat
Them: WHAT?!?!?! REALLY
YOU: yea just hit alt plus f4

Them: Im wombat nice to meet ya
You: ALT F4
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:49 AM
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good cheat (in bhd)
press esc then quickly type fly
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Old 07-04-2004, 12:21 PM
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use to get them new guys on cheats code:
step to do it:

1.) Press "~" Type: "quite safe-mode" then hit "enter". the game close down same as press Alt + F4.
2.) Press: ~ Type in: exit stander-mode hit enter.the game exit out of the server and back to game manul to a point before you log-in.

3.) Map type good in: TKOTH,CTF,S&D,A&D
A player ask: knife fight for all to join in
asker he gets: ok were you like to knife fight at.
come back: in your rear spawn point.
action that happens: no then no one show's up.
why you ask: 1-5 guy's taking away from the zone.
OBJ: no points in a knife fight more points in the zone or getting the targets/flags.

lest in the zone from the other team essayer to stay in.
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Old 07-04-2004, 01:13 PM
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lol were to mean to the noobs

just remember you were one your self..... BUT NOT ANY MORE!!!!
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Old 07-04-2004, 01:54 PM
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were veterans now
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Old 07-05-2004, 12:09 AM
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We are enfo, not you, your just a git, makes ya happy you told me that word now huh?
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Old 07-05-2004, 12:40 AM
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?:Get a connection.
Answer: I have one, it just sucks.

?: Why don't u speak english?
Answer: Because I speak American
^^muahahhah
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Old 07-05-2004, 12:50 AM
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?: Why don't u speak english?
Answer: Because I speak American
^^muahahhah
no wonder people think were arrogent
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Old 07-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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in Joint Ops a good cheat is Ctrl+ R or ~netspeed 40000

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Old 07-05-2004, 11:17 PM
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woow my ultimate favorite one:
you know a cheater to do this to:
so-call cheater asking to trade for another cheat
reply: call 1-800-Sex-paid number [give him/she]
tell them if they call they get the info its your home 1-800 number.
they reply thanks i'll call it up.
*******
message of the text should look like this: call 1-800-___-____ call it up, it will give link to the download page for cheats.
if they reply back why do i need to call it up for?
you say i can't post it up in here if i do i may get banned for it.
most of the time they say ok i'll call it up.
*******
it can be a sex line 800 or a read you future type, don't have to be a sex number but one thats put you on hold for ever $$$$ make them pay big time.

i mostly know who they are when i look up their name in the server as they are cheating, then they come back later on with new name or another cheater name they are using. and if they are under age they will have to asker to mom and dad for the telephone bill that comes in $$.$$, most charges are USD: 2.- to 5.- a minute USD-5.- x 10min = USD-50.00 cost totally without tax's.

its a really nasty thing to do but its really nasty thing they do in the servers to other. i realy think it a great way to get even.
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