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06-29-2009, 05:15 AM
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Tv religion
grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv..... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the tv and the other on his crotch... Grandma looked at him with disgust: "you just don't understand, you old coot..... The purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead.
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06-29-2009, 06:33 AM
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06-29-2009, 03:56 PM
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