The Love Dress

[bigsmellyfart]

Subject: Fw: The Love Dress


A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's
house. She knocked on the
door, then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her
daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from
work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she
explained. "It excites him to
no
end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes
romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get
enough of me."


The mother-in-law left. When she got home,
she undressed, showered,
put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put
on a romantic CD, laid on
the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came
home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered,
sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for
dinner?"

[BADDOG]

LMAO excellent!!!!

Regards

[-live-wire-]

Roflmao!

[.Simon.]

PMSL! good one