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Old 06-14-2004, 09:35 AM
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eek Why women should not drive

Here are 3 reasons, can you guys think of any more?





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Old 06-14-2004, 04:50 PM
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:38 AM
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my sister hit a mailbox before...
she also hit a drunk driver when she was pulling out of our subdivision, she didnt see him, and she flipped the drunks truck and totalled her car... and the car was 4 days old (brand new)... i have never liked driving with her...
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:43 AM
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now how the f*ck do you do this...?

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Old 06-15-2004, 01:11 AM
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how the hell you do that?
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Old 06-15-2004, 01:46 AM
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1st 1 the women prob thought that four wheel drives cud dive over anything lol nad the 2nd failed breaks?
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:00 AM
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:18 AM
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i seen a old lady hit a park UPS-18 wheeler tractor trailer at a dead stop on a red light she ram her whole front-end under the trailer. was funny as hell the 18 Wheeler driver did not feel a thing at all. light turn green he gone on his way. whole engine compartment was total out of the old lady new car. and every buddy keep on going no one stop to check on her, i drove by seen she look ok move on going to work.

another time police was going after a guy in a car at a T-intercession the driver gone on ahead into a waterway was funny to see, this happen 3x a year down in Miami area. that was 3yrs all go.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:34 PM
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I just showed them my wife, she ain't impressed lol!


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Old 06-17-2004, 09:02 AM
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rotflmmfao....thats funny
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