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Old 05-20-2004, 06:19 AM
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eek Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ..... .. $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...... .....$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .. ..$10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ...... .. $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... ... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... . $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ...... . $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ..... . $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ... .. $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER... .....
Evian water 9 oz $1.49........$21.19 per gallon?
$21.19 for WATER?!!
- and the buyers don't even know the source.

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
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Old 05-20-2004, 04:55 PM
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Re: Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

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This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ... .. $84.48 per gallon

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
man i buy that all the time, all i do is spit it into the sink and burn my mouth some. gee would think it be cheaper only use it for 5-10sec down the drain it goes
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:32 PM
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it made me throw up once.... wait thats right i swallowed to much when i was little
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:39 PM
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ooo what is it?
never heard of it
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Old 05-20-2004, 06:05 PM
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Powerful mouth wash
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damn powerful mouth wash. now in new orange flavor!
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:40 AM
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i like the blue
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:17 AM
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lol
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:52 AM
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ooo what is it?
never heard of it
it mouth wash, like in freshen one breath and clean it up totally.

one of the top name brands here in the U.S.A
i use wiskey mostly do the same thing. but without spitting it out drink it up no waste.
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hahaha never looked at it this wqay nice one stalker
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Well liveing in the UK it costs u now 2end june 88.6Pence I think thats about $1.56 US,and thats only a litter now think how they work that one ? cus i have no fooking idear.
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