Chinese gal wants to have my kids!

[DevilDog#1]

Ok this sounds too funny not to share.

I was on Paltalk last night and was camming and this gal pops up from no where and we started talking. After couple of mins of talking she wants me to come to HongKong so she can have my kids and gimme a bj After I started freaking out. She goes, "So, when are you send the marriage ring!" I was laughing so hard that I fell off the chair. So, I was wonder has anything remotely like this happened to you?

P.S. One thing's for sure ... I'm not caming for a few days.

[Romeo Eight Jul]

LMAO...One of my friends met a chick in one of Yahoo's chat rooms...Did the cam chat-thing, and next thing you know, she's calling his house! She went "Fatal Attraction" on him, sent him letter, called him, etc, and he never gave out his phone # or address. It got so bad he had his phone number changed, etc. This happened about a year ago, and he STILL expects to see her show up on his doorstep someday...

BJ, kids, and marriage, eh? Well, BJ's are great, Kids are great, but unless you're 60 years old, Marriage is a DISASTER. Trust me.

[SÞàrks_ÛK™]

Lucky, all i get is abuse, not offered BJ

[Romeo Eight Jul]

LMAO @ SÞàrks_ÛK™...They're rarely offered most places, in my experience. Anyway, DD, don't do it man...it's a trick. She wants you to come over to Hong Kong so she and her Tong pals can kidnap your a$$ and sell your kidneys on the black market. You'll wake up in a tub of ice with 4,000 stitches in your back...

[DeDRAGE]

I had a funny ICQ chat with a chick one time. Was so funny I had to post the entire conversation on our squads forum. ITs long been deleted now. But she didnt speak english very well. She was on and on about coming to America to study college. Wanted to know about party's and such. And me being the jerk I am I just kept saying very stupid stuff to see what kind of reaction she would give me. She asked where I was from. I told her a planet far from earth called Crepton. I told her my space ship broke and I was stuck for a while. I really dont remember the whole conversation but was so funny. She kept telling me my language confuses her. LMFAO I enjoyed messing with her.

[DevilDog#1]

Originally posted by Romeo Eight Jul
LMAO @ SÞàrks_ÛK™...They're rarely offered most places, in my experience. Anyway, DD, don't do it man...it's a trick. She wants you to come over to Hong Kong so she and her Tong pals can kidnap your a$$ and sell your kidneys on the black market. You'll wake up in a tub of ice with 4,000 stitches in your back...

I know ... I think its a communist plot to capture me and make clones of me and take over the DF and AA world.

[Romeo Eight Jul]

I know ... I think its a communist plot to capture me and make clones of me and take over the DF and AA world.

HAHAHAHA...Those commies are crafty...watch out, DD...

[Rage|USMC|]

That's it! Anyone want to buy a good used cam?