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Old 03-29-2011, 11:56 AM
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[Mature] Teacher was giving a lesson sex education

A teacher was giving a lesson in sex education to her fourth grade class. After showing a brief film and reading the lesson, she asked if anyone had any questions.

One little boy held up his hand shyly. “Teacher, I have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies. Is this sex?” “Yes, that’s sex,” the teacher replied.

A little girl raised her hand. “Teacher, I have a girl cat and there’s a boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex?” “Yes, that’s sex,” the teacher replied.

Little Johnny then raised his hand. “Teacher, the other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled with Sylvester Stallone. Is that sex?” “No, that was not sex,” the teacher replied.

“Good,” Little Johnny replied. “I always thought it would take more than three guys to f*** Stallone in the ass.
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lol...only in America, can Sly sue Willy for millions $$$$$

good one Willy
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