its going to be a cold winter...

[bigsmellyfart]

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked
their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old
secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the
coming winter going to be cold?' It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,'
the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. Does it still look like it is going
to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The chief again went back to his people and ordered
them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure
that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more
like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' 'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'

[Hellfighter]

lmfao

[ShArP]

lol