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Mature: What happened to the birds and the bees?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers," Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had firewalls, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You`ve got Male" :h aha:
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nice lmfao
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Haha! That's good.
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lol
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haha thats great
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Any and all kids will understand this like the birds and the bees!
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thats why i followed the site rules and put a Mature Tag on the Name
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