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Old 09-16-2009, 04:43 PM
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Cool My dad :)
I emailed my dad and said "hey dad hows work?"

then my dad emailed me back saying "its going ok. I have something you might want to hear"

then i email my dad back saying "ok what is it?"

he emailed me back saying "I have a system that crashed"

then i email him back saying "its a system with a bad memory stick and you had to take out all the memory to find out which memory stick it is right?"

then my dad emails me saying "yes how'd you know?"

then i emailed him saying "dad you told me that just now"

then my dad emails me back saying "oh, i did?"

then i email him back saying "yes you did during dinner last night, hope you have a fun time at work today"

Then my dad emails me back saying "hope you have a fun time at work"

(dont you get it? im right next to him working with him)
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:56 PM
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:58 PM
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:59 PM
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i was emailing my dad while i was right next to him dont you get it edge?
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:00 PM
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then i emailed him saying "dad you told me that just now"

then my dad emails me back saying "oh, i did?"

then i email him back saying "yes you did during dinner last night, hope you have a fun time at work today"
Thats where I get lost at. You say he told you just now, meaning within the last 5 minutes. Then you say he told you at dinner last night. Did he tell you about it twice which trying to tell you again would make three times or what?
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:01 PM
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Yeah but it's not really funny mate
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:02 PM
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:04 PM
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sound more like small talk with your father to me! no then more then that sorry
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:06 PM
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:08 PM
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:s i thought it was funny
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:45 PM
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someone thought this thread was funny
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:50 PM
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I thought it wuz kinda funny. it just wasn't very clear that you and your dad were sitting next to each other....... it's a funny story but it should have been worded different mate.
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:16 PM
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thanks for agreeing with me you guys are nice
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:26 PM
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