:haha:

[skinny killer]

There was this Englishman,this Irishman and this Scotsman, who were unfortunate enough to be captured in the desert by a band of Bedouin Arabs. They were relieved of all their valuables and informed by the chief of the robber band that they were to be executed dy a firing-squad at dawn. During the night the three captives discussed how they might get out of their predicament. I've heard, said the Englishman, that bedouin Arabs are terrified of natural disasters they think natural disasters are the punishment of God. that might just save us. Came the dawn, and the Englishman was faceing the firing squad. Just as the robber chief was about to give the signal to shoot, the Englishman looked over their heads and shouted, a sandstorm! Immediately their was confusion and panic, and the Englishman made good his escape. but the next morning saw the scotsman also facing the firing squad, and just as the Bedouin chief was about to give the singnal to shoot, the scotsman looked to the right and shouted, Flood!
Immediatly there was further confusion and panic, and the Scotsman also made good his escape. but the following morning found the Irishman facing the firing squad was awating the singal to shoot, the Irishman looked to the left and shouted,fire. . .!"

[Chrispy]

Imao. Good one dude!

Chris

[Hellfighter]

nice one. not bad at all.

[Mstenger404]

lmao!!

sounds more fitting to be a brunette, redhead, blonde joke