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funny story
> > The almost perfect crime...
> > > > The other night I was invited out for a night with the lads. > > I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "Promise!" > > Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down way too easy. > > At 3am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. > > Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and > > cuckooed > > three times. > > Quickly,I realised she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. > > I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution, > > even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. > > The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 > > o'clock. > > She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got away with that one, I thought! > > Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. > > When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, > > then said, 'oh ****,' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed > > another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more.... then farted." |
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HAHAHAHAHA
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lol
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lol
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LMAO
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yep yep yep
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Look what the "Devil" made me do! I have lost my mind, can you help me? Send Siggies.............. Mark 8:34-38 And he called to him the multitude with his disciples, and said to them, "If any man would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it;and whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man, to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of man also be ashamed, when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels." |
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