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Old 12-31-2003, 08:43 AM
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An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing
over him shouting at him.

'So, you've been out drinking again!!'

'How did you know?' he asks.

'The pub called, you left your wheelchair
there again.'
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Old 01-01-2004, 05:08 AM
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LMAO good 1 Sparks!!!!


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Old 01-01-2004, 09:47 PM
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LOL FunnY!!
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Old 01-04-2004, 03:20 PM
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Old 01-04-2004, 04:02 PM
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Old 01-04-2004, 05:10 PM
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Old 01-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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laughed so hard, i gotta go pee. be right back...
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