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Old 07-16-2005, 01:24 PM
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A Texas rancher and his wife were bickering while on Vacation in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
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Old 07-23-2005, 03:26 PM
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lol,omg this is awsome
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Old 07-23-2005, 05:55 PM
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LMAFO!!!
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:11 AM
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LMOA good 1!!!!

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Old 07-24-2005, 03:23 PM
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:25 AM
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Ouch burn to that lady lol g1
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:59 AM
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