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Two old ladies...
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke
when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, but he very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted.
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what the heck is a condom? sorry am 13
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Wow! You are up late on a school night (your reply being 01:56am) for being only 13! Perhaps you should pay more attention in school? Don't worry about it anyways...if you haven't learned about it yet....i'm sure you will soon enough.
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you get 16 year old maybe your father & mother tell you about it your only 13 you get older and a bet wiser you learn about it anyway.
love the joke guy. Army radio PR77 we use to cover them in plastic to water proof them now i see a new way lmfao here a condom joke was posted up on a forum: by: NIL He didn't cum, its still in me, I want to know if I need to see a doctor or if the condom will free itself. Reply: Na let it stay when you see the cum coming out its ready to move out if you don't see it then let it stay for a week if it don't come out then go to any hosp ER dept tell the Female staff there what happen ask them to look into it see if it came out. if it did not, ask them to remove it before you have a baby.
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