BLONDE JOKES

[loco_mAn]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.






A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"




Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.



Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

[Scott]

Originally posted by loco_mAn
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

LMFAO

[loco_mAn]

[loco_mAn]

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

[loco_mAn]

Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.

[Prinzip]

Why are blonds burried in a triangular coffin?
when she closes her eyes, she spread her legs!

[Hellfighter]

why do blond's always have their mouth open wide all the time's and talk a lot.

they already to suckup and kiss up on their boss's demands it.
========================================
a Blond gone into a Ace Hardware Store ask for a red wood dry that was use on her bedroom set.
sale person ask her why?
so she have a matching set of hair color with her bedroom.

[£ãzý×€ÿ陫®ƒ§»]

blonde: How do they get those "w"'s on these(while looking at an m&m


what do you call a blonde that dies her hair brunnette?

Artificial intelligence.

[loco_mAn]

Originally posted by £ãzý×€ÿ陫®ƒ§»
what do you call a blonde that dies her hair brunnette?

Artificial intelligence.

LMAO!!!!

[Matt]

i love blonde jokes, well actually i love blondes in general.

[Hellfighter]

Two blonds were walking through some woods when one looked down and said, "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks" While they were arguing over what kind of tracks they were a train came by and ran over them.

[RoDent]

How do you get a Blonde's eyes to gleam???


Shine a flashlight in her ears.

[a pink punk]

Originally posted by chief-ADFP
Two blonds were walking through some woods when one looked down and said, "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks" While they were arguing over what kind of tracks they were a train came by and ran over them.

LMFAO

[ƒRàg]

ROFL! Those are hilarius.

[Hellfighter]

Three blonds were watching the stars when they all seen a falling star coming down 1st blond said it’s a jet you can hear the engine, 2nd blond said no way it's is a falling star, the 3rd blond said no way you both are wrong that fireworks going off. After some time they still watching that one coming down it hit about 2miles away it blow all three of them up.

It ways a nuke missile coming down.

[~SA~MarineBlade]

A blonde and a red head were watching the news and a breakings story came on. There was a man about to jump off a 10 story building. The red head said,"I'll bet you $10 that he'll jump." The blonde takes the bet. The man jumps. The red head feels guilty about making a bet like this. She admits she watched it on an earlier edition. The blonde says,"So did I, I didn't think he'd do it again."

[ƒRàg]

Blonde walks in to a store and asks the nearest worker."where are your radios?"He replies,"Cant sell them to you."So the blonde gets angry and leaves.She then dyes her hair red and goes back to the store.Ask the same guy."Where are your radios?"He replies,"Cant sell them to you."She then says,"how did you know it was me?"He says,"because this a Computer World."

[Scott]

Originally posted by †r¡løgý™
i love blonde jokes, well actually i love blondes in general.

[BADDOG]

I love these jokes more please lol lol lol lol

[Steve]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.