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Old 03-30-2007, 11:28 PM
Dragon-SC- is offline Dragon-SC-
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True Story

True Story:



I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Be
cause she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside; they
were all smiling and clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in- law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is ........................

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Old 03-31-2007, 09:07 AM
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lmfao!!! XD
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:36 AM
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That was perfect! lmao
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:26 PM
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omg
hell love that one very much thanks Dragon-SC-
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:35 PM
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haha. nice ending
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Old 03-31-2007, 08:41 PM
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:37 PM
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