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Old 11-23-2007, 05:22 AM
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Mail Santa Claus a dung

seen this on Tv

kids go mail santa a letter and ask the homo for a new
power tool, high tech toy, even a new baby sister or brother.
hell ask him for a new mother who let you do anything you like, better ask for that super dad you never had they buy you everything you ever wish for.

mail to:
Santa Clous
P.O Box 1225
North Pole 00001-1225

for the man of the house:
if your wife is running down? you can even ask for a newer model as will.

for that women of the house hold mail it out first before he do;
ask for that richman you never found that can buy everything you like to get your hands on.
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me i would ask for the big red button to push to nuke Iran!! they like to have nukes i say let them have all of them from around the world from USA to China, make them into a nuclear dumping ground totally end after they all been sent there and trash Iran nuclear greed bomb, ban all nuclear weapons afterwards totally.
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:25 AM
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"nuke Iran!!". now you're talken. get rid of all them skinnys.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:39 AM
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O YEA!!

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Old 11-23-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: Mail Santa Claus a dung

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me i would ask for the big red button to push to nuke Iran!! they like to have nukes i say let them have all of them from around the world from USA to China, make them into a nuclear dumping ground totally end after they all been sent there and trash Iran nuclear greed bomb, ban all nuclear weapons afterwards totally.
Pff lol I wouldn't nuke Iran - you'd be nuking the millions of innocent people that are in it as well.

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Old 11-23-2007, 05:09 PM
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will its too bad, but anyways i still do it to end all the blood letting on the ground they let lose on the world.

there is a price to end it all.

beside it be coming from all countrys around the world removale of all nuclear weapons totally. so if Iran like to have some! i say give it to them.

i still ask santa for the big funny red button still to use.
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:27 PM
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will its too bad, but anyways i still do it to end all the blood letting on the ground they let lose on the world.

there is a price to end it all.

beside it be coming from all countrys around the world removale of all nuclear weapons totally. so if Iran like to have some! i say give it to them.

i still ask santa for the big funny red button still to use.
Well you're kinda right lol - there is a price, and it would end some things. I still wouldn't do it anyway lol.

So, has anyone fallen for this trick and actually sent a letter to Santa with the provided "address"?

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Old 11-23-2007, 05:45 PM
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why you asking you like to send Santa a letter? lmfao
you could try see if it workout for you
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I would ask santa for a new coach for the Panthers football team.
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:48 AM
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Iran dropped(bad pun) its nuke bomb program in 03, they are still working on powerplants today. dont fall for a hard way out(and following bushy boy in outdoing his papa for being a hardass). diplomacy will win if people give it a chance.

But as far as a letter to Santa, hehehe

"Dear Santa,

I asked for a new bike last year and you gave me some mittens and a coat! what the he**! cant you read you fat ****?I WANTED A BIKE NOT SOMETHING I ALREADY HAD!!!!!!!! You wa**er you stuffed my order up!

Thanks, JET"
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Iraq and Iran n he doubled over when i did...hehehehee...

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