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heres another one for ya
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the
>police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole group of >prostitutes, Lulu among them. The police took them outside and had all the >prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by >and saw her granddaughter standing in line. > >Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" > >Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother >that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just >lining up for some. > >"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and >she proceeded to the back of the line. > >A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the >prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, >still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" > >Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the >skin back and suck them dry." > >The policeman fainted.
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