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#1
12-18-2003, 10:45 AM
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j0k3$
.How do you fit 44 cubans in a box?
------------------- Tell them it floats .What did jesus say when he wanted to rent a room in a hotel? ------------------- He handed him 2 nails and said hang me up for the night I went into Toys'r'us yesterday and bought one of these new David Blaine dolls... I can't get him out of the box... 
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12-18-2003, 10:50 AM
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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
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#7
12-19-2003, 12:24 AM
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The ducks have it
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#9
12-24-2003, 04:29 PM
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You heard that Micheal Jackson had to go into the hospital for food posioning didn't you?
He was eating 8 yr old weiners! 
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#11
12-26-2003, 11:43 PM
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lmao some funny stuff!
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#12
12-30-2003, 12:24 AM
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lol..good ones
got kinda crept out by the michael jackson one in the window
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