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Old 04-16-2006, 03:09 PM
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cowboy in a "gay" bar

Im sure youve all herd this one b4, but its a oldie but goodie

A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in.... he realizes it's a gay bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I Want is a drink.

"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy.

Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies.'

"The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a licking and keeps on ticking!'

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD, because "Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....'Like a Rock!" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!!!!!!!"

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Old 04-16-2006, 05:31 PM
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LMFAO! verry nice verry nice

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Old 04-16-2006, 06:43 PM
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Old 04-17-2006, 03:22 AM
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:41 AM
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Very funny.

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Old 04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
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Old 04-25-2006, 12:28 AM
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LMAO That was a good one.

i will call mine "Hammer" bc it is as strong as steel and gives a pounding.

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Old 04-25-2006, 10:42 AM
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Old 04-25-2006, 05:12 PM
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Lmao lol

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LMAO That was a good one.

i will call mine "Hammer" bc it is as strong as steel and gives a pounding.
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