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Old 12-09-2005, 07:49 AM
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Gay guys

Heres a good joke for you guys...

Theres a straight guy and a gay guy driving down the street. The straight guy is driving and the gay guy is i the passengers sit. They get up to the first intersection and the straight asks the gay guy,

"Do i go straight her?"

The gay guy response with,

"Turn right here"

The straight guy thinks in his head,

"WOW, gay guys know everything"

As they were driving to find the bar that they were looking for, they came up on another intersection,

The straight guy asked the same question again.

"Do I go straight here"

The gay guy response with,

"Make a right here"

They make a right and find the bar.

The straight guythinks once again,

"WOW, gay guys know everything"

They get out of the car and go inside. The straight guys wipes his feet off on a

...umm...umm...umm...some help me out here...i need someone to finish this for me i forget the he wipes his feet off on...
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Old 12-09-2005, 08:41 AM
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feet part i don't get
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Old 12-09-2005, 09:45 AM
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no what does someone wipe their feet off on??
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:50 AM
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he he he .....
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Old 12-09-2005, 11:21 AM
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damnit -live-wire- must know the answer but hes not telling us lol
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Old 12-09-2005, 11:40 AM
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mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:02 PM
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mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez
WOW! Gay Guys Do Know Everything
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:40 PM
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lol sad but funny
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Old 12-12-2005, 01:11 PM
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mat that is one lame joke id get it? grammer plez
LMAO is i know was GAY is lol

Dont tell me wat to doo!
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:10 PM
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lol sad but funny
and...NA, don't worry, we haven't anything against gays

hahaha look at his avatar, the guy must have something up his ass!!!!! hahahaha
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Old 12-15-2005, 12:46 AM
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What in the world...I have no idea...if you would of finished the joke it would of been probably better.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:43 AM
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What in the world...I have no idea...if you would of finished the joke it would of been probably better.
uh?????? check you english m8
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Old 12-15-2005, 08:17 AM
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it was suppose to be like someone says mat and i am suppose to say gay guys know everything so that ut would be funny that i would be calling the guy who said mat gay...
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bad i thing IM NOT EVIL im just saying your should have put more time in the joke and really remember the joke and make shour its sounds funny not every one gets a joke. Were all different to humor not bad thats all im saying
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:46 PM
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uh?????? check you english m8
i dont get why people say 'check ur english' on these forums. everyone can read what they say so theres no problem, btw his english is fine
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Old 12-16-2005, 09:45 AM
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umm true i was not saying his english was bad i was only joking about it but some ppl dont understand jokes and unleash WW3 just cos some little mistack is wrong

btw im a bad speller
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I don't get it?????
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heres my end


he wipes his feet off on a mat and looks up and thers the vilage ppl standing ther all doing the YMCA
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Old 12-20-2005, 09:01 PM
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OMG I GET IT NOW OMG!!
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