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Old 09-24-2009, 03:22 PM
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A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinse Businessman and an
Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting
for fifteen minutes!"


The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
poor golf!"


The Chinse Businessman called out "Move it, time is money"


The Catholic Priest said, "Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
have a word with him."


"Hello, George!", said the Catholic Priest, "What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"


George the greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."


The group fell silent for a moment.


The Catholic Priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight."


The Indian Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them."


The Chinese Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls"


The Aussie said, "Why can't they play at night?"

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Old 09-26-2009, 03:06 PM
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A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinse Businessman and an
Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting
for fifteen minutes!"


The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
poor golf!"


The Chinse Businessman called out "Move it, time is money"


The Catholic Priest said, "Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
have a word with him."


"Hello, George!", said the Catholic Priest, "What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"


George the greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."


The group fell silent for a moment.


The Catholic Priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight."


The Indian Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them."


The Chinese Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls"


The Aussie said, "Why can't they play at night?"

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Old 09-26-2009, 03:52 PM
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depends , i can cry or die with this joke...
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