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Old 09-05-2008, 02:04 PM
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Olympic Bloopers

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Yes, there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Vollyball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."


6. Football analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

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Old 09-05-2008, 05:58 PM
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Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."

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Old 09-05-2008, 06:44 PM
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love this one
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Old 09-07-2008, 10:02 AM
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lol, i laughed so hard at #9
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