Redneck Driver's Application

[xmgax]

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

[Hellfighter]

Having fun filling this one out, sorry it was fun doing it. and i was lmfao doing it to.


Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: _Tomson_______

First name:
[X] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Address live at: smokem mounting high plane, 1/2 a day walk to sunset then turn right till you see a waterfall, then up 4 hills till you see nake engine's ladys, then turn back, go to frat hill farm 3days to walk to, then turn left to a really small hill when you see them black and white birds flying around, your there totaly lost at my home.

Age: _402_ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [X] M [X] F [_] None (we both are here)
Shoe Size: Center; _3 1/2" Left; 15___ Right; 10___
Occupation:
[X] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: _Marry bobby (sister)___________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _Lynn Bobby (sister)______________
3rd Spouse's Name: _Joe Bobby (Bother)___________
Lover's Name: _Nancy Bobby (mother)_________________
2nd Lover's Name:_Jennie Bobby (Father after sex change)_

Relationship with spouse:
[X] Sister [_] Aunt
[X] Brother [_] Uncle
[X] Mother [X] Son
[X] Father [X] Daughter
[_] Cousin [X] Pet (bird and a pig)

Number of children living in household: _14__
Number of children living in shed: _9__
Number of children that are yours: _-8 (shot them then eat them. raise them then eat them I’ll, all ways say)
"he think his piglets are his children"

Mother's Name: ____Nancy Bobby_________
Father's Name: ____Jennie Bobby (Had sex change done)_

Education: 1 2 (3) 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
Major?
[X] 3rd grade [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Mother shows me everything.

Do you [X] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
18_ Total number of vehicles you own.
2__Number of vehicles that still crank.
6_ Number of vehicles in front yard.
5_ Number of vehicles in back yard.
4_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks.
12 number of vehicles stole. ( from the dead sale man. Try to tell me I need to pay crash money ).

Age you started driving ___5(If over 10 are you
Are still slow learning? [_] Yes [X] No.(I am Crash dummy)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ Truck ____ kitchen
____ Bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ Shed ____ pawnshop _8_Outhouse

Model and year of your pickup: _suckup ford 1930_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [X] No; if no, please explain: I keep it loaded between my legs facing down ready to fire when I see a danged deer. (Shot my right feet's plum off)

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bass masters
[X] KKK Kill all kill all Kill all.

_1364___Number of times you've seen a UFO
_Who? _ Number of times you've seen Elvis
_Who? _ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe?
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[X] Yearly
(Yep every 6-8years we do. they call it skinny dripping, momma stands over us and water come out of her on us. we are so clean)
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _2 or 5_ can't count
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [X] Black (all blackish)
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal [X] Cow patties (the best free)

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X] Don’t know
Never seen one what is it? Is it good to eat I’ll take one of them.

[BADDOG]

LMAO XM brilliant I loved that form!!!!


Regards

[Hellfighter]

you should have seen me filling it out. man had to take a break from luaghing so hard eyes started to all wet. :LMFAO:
i added in a bet more to it.

xmgax
Brain dead. had a great ID there making this up i fill in some and added in some line's to it (a bet update to the form)

[Hellfighter]

also:
What Drinks you like the most:
1.) Mother whole milk.
2.) Father recycle Beer.
3.) Sister morning brown coffee.
spec-after she come back from the outhouse with a fresh pot of coffee. creamy brown coffee, that knock you dead when you smell it. when its so fresh.

What food you like to eat:
1.) Cow patties with dog left over mix in.
2.) Road kills 5days old stow and all.
3.) Deer meat left out for a week to dry to eat.

[§høçkêr]

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: __Hick__________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[X] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: _Uhm, 134?_ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [X] Somewhere in between [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: __6__ Left _14_ Right
Occupation:
[X] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: ___Bobby_Sue________
2nd Spouse's Name: ____Bobby_Mae________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _____Bobby_Jo___________
Lover's Name: ______John_Walton________
2nd Lover's Name: ____John_Walton_Jr. (otherwise know as John Boy)_______

Relationship with spouse:
[X] Sister [X] Aunt
[X] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[X] Cousin [X] Pet

Number of children living in household: 16
Number of children living in shed: 12
Number of children that are yours: 0

Mother's Name: _____John_Walton__________
Father's Name: ______N/A______________

Education: 1 (2) 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade [X] N/A

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? [X] Hi-jacked from someone.

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
_10_ Total number of vehicles you own
_4_ Number of vehicles that still crank
_2_ Number of vehicles in front yard
_1_ Number of vehicles in back yard
_3_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin __3___ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
_2__ truck _3__ kitchen
_5__ bedroom _1__ bathroom/outhouse
_22_ shed _5__ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: __Ford_P.O.S._ 1943

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [X] No; If no, please explain: They're just scattered here and there throughout, and John Walton holds one most of the time.

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[X] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

_0_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
_0_ Number of times you've seen Elvis
_30_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[X] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _2_
Color of teeth:
[X] Yellow [X] Brownish-Yellow
[X] Brown [X] Black
[_] N/A [X] Red

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[X] Red-Man [X] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X] don't know, Don't even know what it is.

[Hellfighter]

you have to understand some thing rednecks are backward people. sample you tell one he can not do something for a good reason it will kill them, they don't listing to you they do it anyway and die. most part they don't read or write to good ether so make it funny

[§høçkêr]

LOL yeah, i used to know some redneck ppl, scary they are

[Hellfighter]

I seen some bad one's too.
Really bad one’s
Here a sample.
A contest; It was at a fair ground up in USA-TN.To see who can throw a pig the farthest out. A person can do it anyway they can to get that pig out there. Did not stick around to see who was the winner of it. and yes they dress really bad old clothes about 20-40 years old rags.